All Carstaches
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Classic Black Carstache
Your car is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn't your car have a powerful mustache? The logic is air-tight. Stealth and sleek, like the puma, the Classic Black gives your ride James Bond sex appeal. Goddamn, it's handsome....
Was $49.00$39.00
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Grizzly Brown Carstache
A beast among beasts, the Grizzly Brown Carstache transforms your ride into a fur-ocious predator, roaming the streets stealing honey from innocent pedestrians and mustache-less motorists alike. DETAILS: Length: 34" | Width:...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Wisdom Grey Carstache
In its mighty bristles is a lifetime of experience. It speaks of far off lands, loves lost and won, and bequeaths your car with a sophistication far beyond its years. DETAILS: Length:...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Firestache Orange Carstache
Your heat is intense. You are molten. You are liquid hot magma. You are the match, that lit the torch, that set the 'stache on fire. YOU ARE FIRESTACHE. DETAILS: Length: 34"...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Legendary Blond Carstache
You are a golden god. You are a nordic viking warrior. You are a moustached lion stalking its prey. You are virile. YOU ARE LEGENDARY DETAILS: Length: 34" | Width: 12" |...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Devilish Red Carstache
The Devilish Red Carstache transforms your ride into hell on wheels and a blazing inferno of danger, romance, intrigue and dapperly devilish seduction. DETAILS: Length: 34" | Width: 12" | Depth: 3" Weight: 16...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Money Green Carstache
The Money Green Carstache is a glorious cacophony of dolla dolla bills, green trees, and leprechaun sorcery, transforming your car into a mean, green, mustachioed dream machine. DETAILS: Length: 34" | Width: 12" | Depth:...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Purple Pleasure Carstache
On a dark and stormy night the raven crowed, the seas parted, it rained purple drank, and Grimace farted. And it twas from this unholy cacophony that the Purple Pleasure Carstache was born!!! Be afraid... Be VERY afraid....
Was $49.00$39.00
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Glorystache Carstache
We have a dream that one day every car, truck, bus, tank, train, & trolley in our glorious nation will unite behind one mustache - one Glorystache! "In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved"...
Was $49.00$39.00
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Grizzly Brown Bikestache
A beast among beasts, the Grizzly Brown Bikestache transforms your ride into a fur-ocious predator, roaming the streets stealing honey from innocent pedestrians and mustache-less cyclists alike. DETAILS: Length: 10" | Width: 3" | Depth: 1/2"...
$14.00
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Classic Black Bikestache
Your bicycle is powerful. You are powerful. So shouldn't your bike have a powerful mustache? The logic is air-tight. Stealth and sleek, like the puma, the Classic Black gives your ride James Bond sex appeal. Goddamn, it's handsome....
$14.00
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